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Top 10 Reasons You're At A Bad Fireworks Display

Aug 29

Written by: JD
8/29/2008 9:31 PM 

In the tradition of Labor Day here in Cincinnati I figured I'd give you this list to keep in the back of your minds... have a safe holiday weekend!

10. What you call a fireworks display, the police call arson.

9. Best part was when the bug zapper fell in the pool

8.The only celebrity they can bring in is the Geico lizard

7. Al Gore shuts it down because of atmosphere-warming sulfure emissions

6. It starts at noon

5. It's really just a couple of guys yelling, "Ka-Boom"

4. The Finale of the show is when a stick of dynamite blows up your car

3. Fireworks form a colorful image of CNN personality Larry King

2. You're handed a program and a business card of several personal injury attorneys when you show up

1. When you complain that it's over after it's underwhelming two minutes, your wife/girlfriend turns to you and says "I know the feeling"

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By ROCK HEAD! on   9/5/2008 11:36 AM

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Then you're insane. Those fireworks sucked! A rock station that puts "The Lion King" in its soundtrack? No thanks. webn has sucked for years, they are just getting worse and thankfully we have a real rock station back in town with 96 Rock!

By Terri on   9/7/2008 7:46 AM

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Why doesn't Sister Karen ever show her face?

By PoopyPants on   9/9/2008 1:34 AM

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BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY

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